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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 03:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

What is your best gay fantasy?

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do you think cheating is that bad?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why does my crush always looks at me in a sad way whenever I talk with other boys, and if he catch me staring on him then he go and flirt with other girls and then check if I am looking at him?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Still no good

What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why would you think you're fit to be a model?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Why are FtM trans just another type of woman?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Is there a reason why many men give up on dating and relationships? Is the dating scene difficult for them?