What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 03:44

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
What is your best gay fantasy?
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Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Do you think cheating is that bad?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Still no good
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Why are FtM trans just another type of woman?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read